cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

ierodorable:

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

this is my favourite post ever oh my fuck

"It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.. A metaphor." - The Fault in Our Stars.

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

neyagawa:

literallysame:

so this guy met perez hilton and

this was beyond my wildest dreams

Perez’s face is just saying “yeah, pretty much”

not-lindsay-lohan:

Just a lil half face selfie for the night❤️

vanessahudgens:

Doin it up with my YLA girls. Let me hear you say heyyyy Mrs. Carter! #partition

maytheodds:

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

  •  1. Last kiss
  •   2. Last phone call
  •   3. Last text message
  •   4. Last song you listened to
  •   5. Last time you cried
  • HAVE YOU EVER: 
  •   6. Dated someone twice
  •   7. Been cheated on
  •   8. Self harmed
  •   9. Lost someone special
  •   10. Been depressed
  •   11. Been drunk and threw up
  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: 
  •   12. had sex
  •   13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
  •   15. Made a new friend
  •   17. Laughed until you cried
  •   18. Met someone who changed you
  •   19. Found out who your true friends were
  •   20. Found out someone was talking about you
  •   26. What did you do for your last Birthday
  •   27. What time did you wake up today
  •   29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
  •   30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
  •   31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
  •   32. What are you listening to right now
  •   33. When is the last time you had sex?
  •   34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
  •   35. Most visited webpage
  •   36. Favorite colour
  •   37. Nicknames
  •   38. Relationship Status
  •   39. Zodiac sign
  •   40. Male or female
  •   41. Primary school
  •   42. Secondary School
  •   43. High school/college
  •   44. Eye color
  •   46. Height
  •   47. Do you have a crush on someone
  •   48. What do you like about yourself
  •   49. Piercings
  •   50. Tattoos
  •   51. Righty or lefty
  • FIRSTS: 
  •   53. First piercing
  •   54. First best friend
  •   55. First hookup
  •   56. First Bestfriend
  • RIGHT NOW: 
  •   59. Eating
  •   60. Drinking
  •   61. I'm about to
  •   62. Listening to
  •   63. Waiting for
  • YOUR FUTURE: 
  •   64. Want kids?
  •   65. Get married?
  •   66. Career
  • WHICH IS BETTER: 
  •   67. Lips or eyes
  •   68. Hugs or kisses
  •   69. Shorter or taller
  •   70. Older or Younger
  •   71. Romantic or spontaneous
  •   72. Nice stomach or nice arms
  •   73. Sensitive or loud
  •   74. Hook-up or relationship
  • HAVE YOU EVER: 
  •   76. Kissed a stranger
  •   77. Drank hard liquor
  •   78. Lost glasses/contacts
  •   79. Had sex
  •   80. Broken someone's heart
  •   82. Been arrested
  •   83. Turned someone down
  •   84. Cried when someone died
  •   85. Fallen for a friend
  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 
  •   86. Yourself
  •   87. Miracles
  •   88. Love at first sight
  •   89. Heaven
  •   90. Santa Clause
  •   91. Kiss on the first date
  •   92. Angels
  •   93. How would you label yourself?
  •   94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
  •   95. Did you sing today
  •   96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
  •   97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
  •   98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
  •   99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
  •   100. Do you like the way you look?
  •   Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

gimmelou:

dO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE

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it fucking tWITCHED